Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Orientals throw hamburgers? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?   Shouldn't they be called builts? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? Why is the alphabet in that order? If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? Do fish get cramps after eating? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.